Oh Mister Lecter

lecterisms:

HOW TO WOO UR BOY

  • MONTHS OF CANNIBAL GOOGLY EYES
  • TAKE CARE OF PUPS FEED THEM PEOPLE SNAUSAGE, SO THOUGHTFUL
  • BRING CHICKEN SOUP WHEN SICK (MAKE SURE CHICKEN = PEOPLE V IMPORTANT)
  • TAKE INTEREST IN HOBBIES (LIKE MAKING FISHING LURES WITH FINGERNAILS OF DEAD FOLK)
  • FRAME MANY MURDER
  • VISIT IN HOSPITAL FOR CRIMINALLY INSANE
  • SMILE SWEETLY THROUGH BARS
  • SAY THINGS LIKE I CAN’T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD, rOMANCE
  • CARESS SWEET BOYFRIEND’S FACE WHILST FORCEFEEDING HUMAN EARS
  • BASK IN UR SUCCESS

misterandry:

i just need to apologize to the universe for how attracted i am to mads mikkelsen covered in blood

yAHEY GUESS WHAT I’M WATCHING



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